Firstly, marinate your Sylvia Plath in decades of spousal abuse and depression.
Set the oven to Gas Mark 5 but do not ignite.
Insert your abuse-marinated Sylvia Plath headfirst into the oven, ensuring that towels are readily employed at the base of kitchen and bedroom doors so as to prevent needless infanticide.
Repeatedly baste in gas until unconscious and subsequently dead.
Serve in a bell jar and be sure to garnish with milk and cookies for Nicholas and Frida.
Bon Appetit.
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